Tuesday, February 3, 2015

Relatable Posts

Hey people (or person, this blog is very unpopular) So recently, I fell in love with these things called "Relatable Posts" and I could not stop reading them. So I was thinking I'd share some on my blog, but not the ones that need pictures. So here are a few I found:

When you just get out of an agrument and you think of some clever things you could have said.
*RAGE*

We all have that friend who:
1)  Has a dirty mind
2) Doesn't get pimples
3) Who you secretly can't stand

Net time a stranger talks to me while I'm alone, I'll look at him shocked and whisper "You can see me?"

Changing the word you were gonna use because you can't spell it.

When your name is on a math question and the whole class looks at you. "THAT'S RIGHT! I bought 60 watermelons. DEAL."

Smiling at old people to show you're not a teenage thug.

That really awkward moment when the whole class is silent and then your stomach decides to make that dying whale sound.

Why I don't look out my window at night: 1% I'm=afraid of the dark. 99%=I'm afraid I might see a face looking at me.

My thoughts every night before bed: "tomorrow, I'm gonna change everything I do. No more of this...no more of that..."  And I wake up in the morning and I'm just like "Meh..."

Seven
Crappy
Hours
Of
Our
Lives

When autocorrect changes your word to something you'd never use.

When you realize Dora has more freedom than you.

What's more awkward, answering Dora, or just watching as she stares at you in silence?

When you tell an inanimate object to "STAY" when it looks like it's about to fall.

That physical pain you feel when you see someone type "http://www." into the URL.

School: 2+2=4
Homework: 2+4+2=8
Exam: Omar has 4 apples, his train is 7 minutes early, calculate the mass of the sun.

Maybe Voldemort's face is flat because he ran into the wrong wall at the train station.


So that's about it. Let me know how many of these you can relate to...oh gosh almost all of them for me...so yea, once I was typing an email, and it kept changing "well" to "we'll" it took me 5 minutes to be able to type in "well".
So anyway, I hope you enjoy and share this blog. Peace out, and good luck.