Relatable Posts

Hey people (or person, this blog is very unpopular) So recently, I fell in love with these things called "Relatable Posts" and I could not stop reading them. So I was thinking I'd share some on my blog, but not the ones that need pictures. So here are a few I found:

When you just get out of an agrument and you think of some clever things you could have said.
*RAGE*

We all have that friend who:
1)  Has a dirty mind
2) Doesn't get pimples
3) Who you secretly can't stand

Net time a stranger talks to me while I'm alone, I'll look at him shocked and whisper "You can see me?"

Changing the word you were gonna use because you can't spell it.

When your name is on a math question and the whole class looks at you. "THAT'S RIGHT! I bought 60 watermelons. DEAL."

Smiling at old people to show you're not a teenage thug.

That really awkward moment when the whole class is silent and then your stomach decides to make that dying whale sound.

Why I don't look out my window at night: 1% I'm=afraid of the dark. 99%=I'm afraid I might see a face looking at me.

My thoughts every night before bed: "tomorrow, I'm gonna change everything I do. No more of this...no more of that..."  And I wake up in the morning and I'm just like "Meh..."

Seven
Crappy
Hours
Of
Our
Lives

When autocorrect changes your word to something you'd never use.

When you realize Dora has more freedom than you.

What's more awkward, answering Dora, or just watching as she stares at you in silence?

When you tell an inanimate object to "STAY" when it looks like it's about to fall.

That physical pain you feel when you see someone type "http://www." into the URL.

School: 2+2=4
Homework: 2+4+2=8
Exam: Omar has 4 apples, his train is 7 minutes early, calculate the mass of the sun.

Maybe Voldemort's face is flat because he ran into the wrong wall at the train station.


So that's about it. Let me know how many of these you can relate to...oh gosh almost all of them for me...so yea, once I was typing an email, and it kept changing "well" to "we'll" it took me 5 minutes to be able to type in "well".
So anyway, I hope you enjoy and share this blog. Peace out, and good luck.

FNaF

Four words, Five Nights at Freddy's. For those of you who don't know, leave now. You will NEVER look at Sesame Street the same way again, I guarantee it. If you do not know, and are prepared to not look at Sesame Street he sane way ever again, plus get your pants scared off, Click here. Also, click there if you would like to know more about Five Nights at Freddy's but you already know about it. I find it a very reliable source. Anyway, here is the quick summary if you don't feel like clicking the link:

"Welcome to your new summer job at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, where kids and parents alike come for entertainment and food as far as the eye can see!"

"The main attraction is Freddy Fazbear of course, and his two friends. They are animatronic robots programmed  to please the crowds!"

"The robots behavior has become somewhat unpredictable at night however, and it was much cheaper to hire you as a security guard rather than find a repairman. From your small office you must watch the cameras carefully. You have a very limited amount of electricity you're allowed to use per night (corporate budget cuts, you know). That means you run out of power for the night - no mor security doors and no more lights! If something isn't right - namely, if Freddy Fazbear and his friends aren't in their proper places, you must find them on the monitors and protect yourself if needed!"

"Can you survive Five Nights at Freddy's?" 

So basically, there are 4 animatronics trying to stuff you into a Freddy Fazbear costume with wires and metal animatronic stuff inside and you have to survive 7 nights.
Look it up in YouTube.

Anyway, all I really wanted to talk about is Golden Freddy. I find him very interesting, and I do a lot of research on him, so I've seen a lot of theories. I've seen a lot a theories of who he is, and where he comes from. Give me the answer to these questions:

1. Where do you think Golden Freddy stays when he's not in the W. Corner?

2. Who is he?

3. How does he teleport in and out of the office like that?

4. Do you think he's actually the color yellow from the spirit inside him, or he's just yellow from age and he does have an endoskeleton?

5. WHAT THE FLIP?!?!

So, I really want to see your opinions. I really think that every one will count. I hope to see some comments!!! Peace out, and hang in there.

WAZZUP

Sup. I am Abciximab. And I'm here to tell you some cheats for games. And other stuff. Like how to get past 12-year-old life. And here's a quick and simple way to get past it: chocolate. There, we're done. So, if you want some cheering up, or something, you've come to the right place. If you're looking for walk-throughs for video games, go to YouTube. This is for cheats for The Sims 3. Minecraft tips. And FNaF. I hate FNaF2. I just hate it. And I'm sorry, I can't post photos yet. I'll do it later. So, The Sims 3: cheat #1: (hold down CTRL+Shift+C to open the cheat bar) testingcheatsenabled on
Shift-click random items, and see what it does...
Tip: shift-click the mailbox, you'll get more on the pie-menu than a lot of other things do.
So, that's about it for now! Peace out.